#dontcountonit

A few situations you shouldn't depend on...

@Raspeej:RT @Jesus_M_Christ: Getting into Heaven when you try to use the Bible to support your own prejudices? #dontcountonit"

@domoloveya24:Hopefully he call me bacc like he say he was #dontcountonit

@RyanIszTheMaxx:@SarahThisIs I thought about that. Make me cringe. Hope they forget it this year. #dontcountonit Hopefully most've come to their senses.

@mizzk10:RT #DontCountOnIt lol» @JordanSAYZtweet: #Alliwant is @NICKIMINAJ to confess she love's me lol

@karu1402:Watching (and understanding) MIT physics lectures on utube... i feel intelligent LOL #dontcountonit

@YeahimSam:RT @Lord_Voldemort7: Like omgz are you like crushing on a guy who is totez hot & dreamy? Wonder if he'll notice you? #dontcountonit Nobody likes stalker teenies.

@NewNewDASH:not even worth mentioning... so #dontcountonit

@Biggavelz7cs:Me Caring ? #DontCountOnIt

@CeeLouSweet:#happybdaybeyonce mabi sm1 will buy u a man that doesn't resemble a monkey and has normal sized lips dis yr. #dontcountonit

@drunkenspaniard:I love when the toaster oven doesn't toast. #dontcountonit

@yungflyboi87:Me being a fake nigga maybe a minute after never set ya clock #dontcountonit

@acarlson1993:Thor http://ping.fm/BvLX1 #dontcountonit

@squadrat:@danzi94 Maybe there's a slow-mo version. #dontcountonit