Oswalt

Roy Oswalt (pitcher for the Houston Astros) agreed to a trade to the Philadelphia Phillies. Oswalt is scheduled to make his first start for the Phillies Friday against the Washington Nationals.

@xochristinaxo:@ryanlawrence21 Oh man.. so Oswalt is pitching the game in the afternoon... ugh i want to see him on Monday night when I am there..

@cmsinser:Patton oswalt and nick kroll at bumbershoot...Epic

@Eaglesfan710:RT @ryanlawrence21: According to #Phillies media relations staff, Oswalt will start Game 1 of doubleheader. Game 2 starter either Robertson or Worley. #Marlins

@seth_johnston:Considering going out to St Paul to see @toddbarry. Patton Oswalt & Louis CK coming to town soon. Minny brings it when it comes to standup.

@lachute:Um my cats (and husband) decided to act out a hunting scene a'la Roy oswalt. Cats/husband 1- mouse 0.

@JWar417:RT @alysonfooter: Hampton in to pitch for Dbacks. Not quite the Oswalt-to-LF thing but still somewhat interesting.

@alysonfooter:Hampton in to pitch for Dbacks. Not quite the Oswalt-to-LF thing but still somewhat interesting.

@jbonz:Patton Oswalt (@ Comedy Stage South Bumbershoot) http://4sq.com/d89HnH

@shutterbug_trin:Waiting for PATTON OSWALT...and friends. http://twitpic.com/2ldejy

@OuttaHerrrrreee:@GregVince but technically, oswalt is his replacement right now... only thing would be to replace kendrick with someone

@CraigBatson:Patton Oswalt at Bumbershoot baby!

@heelsonthefield:RT @ryanlawrence21: According to #Phillies media relations staff, Oswalt will start Game 1 of doubleheader. Game 2 starter either Robertson or Worley. #Marlins

@FireAndyReidNow:RT @ryanlawrence21: According to #Phillies media relations staff, Oswalt will start Game 1 of doubleheader. Game 2 starter either Robertson or Worley. #Marlins

@ryanlawrence21:According to #Phillies media relations staff, Oswalt will start Game 1 of doubleheader. Game 2 starter either Robertson or Worley. #Marlins

@amberbwastaken:@momentumlost me too! i know pax is there but patton oswalt is too. and weather that isn't balls hot.

@knightopia:Bad news, Patton is not a fan of home births. His criticism is hilarious, th... (Patton Oswalt: My Weakness Is Strong) http://miso.io/awfPVf

@Chu3po:I dont know about anybody else but are these the 2008 phillies but with oswalt and doc oh man

@Triples_Alley:A surprise: Tim Lincecum has a lower xFIP (in what is a DOWN year for him) than #phillies Hamels and Oswalt, and #rockies Jimenez. #mlb

@daveshumka:@hankwi we're going to try to go to Patton Oswalt at 8:00.

@kevin_reiss:You better run & hide, Roy Oswalt. A guy you never heard of went 2-3 against you once.